GERMAN MEN Hunky, Handsome, Wimpy and Weak

Posted on: Wed, 05/31/2006 - 12:49pm
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At first glance, the blond six-foot hunks populating Germany make the place seem like a heaven for women. Until you start dating. German men are much more difficult than you might think...

NEEDY GERMAN MALE:

Usually in his mid-to-late twenties, the needy German male has generally just been dumped by his first girlfriend with whom he had been together since he hit puberty. He's lost. Then he realizes the solution: He needs a replacement girlfriend. Fast.

Distinguishing marks: Dressed by his mother. Has a facial expression not dissimilar to a spaniel that has been beaten up one too many times.

Habitat: Needy German male is probably still studying and light years away from getting a proper job (Germans can stretch their university degree courses over a decade). You're likely therefore, to catch a glimpse of him and his geeky Internet-addicted mates at higher education establishments, grubby clubs and student canteens. Their apartments tend to be chock full of books and CDs with a bicycle propped against the wall next to the couch.

Favorite Activities: Planning your future life together.

The Pros: He adores you...

The Catch: ... way too much. [b]He's needy, a fussy eater and probably has a peanut allergy to boot.[/b]

If you really want to date one: Prepare to become mom.

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